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Re: Chael Sonnen takes Brendan Schaub to school

Postby Poochie » Jul 9. 2018, 03:22

minty11 wrote::confused: ...the hell happened to this thread?

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Re: Chael Sonnen takes Brendan Schaub to school

Postby Professor Cos » Jul 26. 2018, 18:08

Why I Endorse the Illuminati

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PIECE OF LITERATURE SUPPORTS THE IMMORAL ACTS OF THE EVIL, PRIVILEGED, WHITE DEVIL!!

Hi. I'm Professor Cos! Right around the time men wake up to go to work so they can provide for adult females and contribute to society, television shows that bash men begin airing. When these men leave their houses and travel to work like horses with blinders on, the women that these idiot men spend their adult lives providing for, gather in front of a television set to listen to other women who are gathered in front of a woman who is entertaining masses of women by talking about how useless and inadequate men are. Yea, men are actually that stupid!

The technology and the materials that these shows depend on to reach the masses of brainwashed women are of course built and maintained by the labor of masses of idiot men that wake up every day to provide for women who watch members of a female audience take turns whining about men or affirming that they don't need men, gloating about being the less fallible sex, crying about their insecurities, rationalizing their moral and character flaws, pretending to have self-esteem and scheming ways to become the center of a man's universe. The commercials that run between these male bashing shows that play all day are also bashing men; the same dumbass men that rush to work like horses with blinders on for the companies that play these commercials for the women they provide for so they can spend money on products advertised.

So what we see here is a case where men are being exploited as the trained seals that they are so they can slave away and make the rich richer. What's more, they are incentivized by being touted as "real men" for being "protectors and providers"! Oooh yeah! Look at me, society! Look at me, wife! I'm a real man! I work hard! I protect! I provide! I take out the garbage! I fix things! I go to war for my country! I sacrifice... Like a real man! I'm selfless... Just the way women want me to be! Watch me balance this beachball on my nose! Now pat me on the head and give me a piece of fish! Watch me beg for sex like the desperate **** that I am!

And sadly, when it's all said and done, which is a nicer way of saying when these pathetic men outlive their usefulness to society and the women they are enslaved to, they die like the manipulated jackasses that they are, about 10 years before their wives ****! I forgot to mention that more than half of these men usually end up getting divorced and dragged through the gauntlet of family court, then left out to dry before they die from suicide, heart disease, stroke, or whatever other diseases men are prone to dying from.

To be fair, women are also being exploited by being deluded like the brain dead morons that they are! For instance, women are being condescended to and patronized by being fed a steady diet of male bashing in commercials to keep them saying "girl power", which will trigger them into consuming more material goods. They are also being deluded through the "you go girl" mantra so they can remain irrational, immature and insecure. This not only justifies their lack of compassion for men, but it peels away at their human decency. Corrupting women and multiplying their character flaws under the guise of liberation and empowerment means more consumerism by women at the expense of idiot men.

It should be known that men are the number one buyers of sex, and women are the number one buyers of bullshit. Incentivize a man with the promise of sex and a lifetime supply of ego strokes and "real man" accolades, and you've got yourself a male slave. Give women a false sense of divinity and fake self-esteem, massage their insecurities instead of teaching them how to get rid of them and delude them into believing bullshit about themselves, and you will make them open their purses. Corporations, mental health institutions, psychologists (psychobabbling hucksters) Hollywood, advertisers, politicians and pastors are having a field day milking these cash cows. Not to mention, many of these women look like cows! And this is especially true when they are sitting on their bovine asses delivering truckloads of truffle into the shipping department of their fat faces and grunting through their porcine snouts!

Slaving away as women's provider's might make them open their vaginas for a limited time, but brainwashing them will make them open their purses FOREVER! It's no coincidence that the openings of purses look like the open labias of vaginas! It's also no coincidence that there are so many frequent appearances by dating coaches and self-help gurus and empowerment and self-esteem hucksters pitching their books to the ever growing audience of confused, insecure, neurotic broads who fill their bookshelves with boatloads of regurgitated claptrap and shit loads of useless bullshit!

In conclusion, if the "evil white devil" or the "man" or the "patriarchy" or the "illuminati and the elites" can keep men as disposable utilities and keep women as retarded children, then Professor Cos too, can capitalize on them by trolling the everloving f**k out of these dumb fucks!

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Re: Chael Sonnen takes Brendan Schaub to school

Postby JackHawk MMA » Jul 26. 2018, 19:56

Professor Cos wrote:Why I Endorse the Illuminati

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PIECE OF LITERATURE SUPPORTS THE IMMORAL ACTS OF THE EVIL, PRIVILEGED, WHITE DEVIL!!

Hi. I'm Professor Cos! Right around the time men wake up to go to work so they can provide for adult females and contribute to society, television shows that bash men begin airing. When these men leave their houses and travel to work like horses with blinders on, the women that these idiot men spend their adult lives providing for, gather in front of a television set to listen to other women who are gathered in front of a woman who is entertaining masses of women by talking about how useless and inadequate men are. Yea, men are actually that stupid!

The technology and the materials that these shows depend on to reach the masses of brainwashed women are of course built and maintained by the labor of masses of idiot men that wake up every day to provide for women who watch members of a female audience take turns whining about men or affirming that they don't need men, gloating about being the less fallible sex, crying about their insecurities, rationalizing their moral and character flaws, pretending to have self-esteem and scheming ways to become the center of a man's universe. The commercials that run between these male bashing shows that play all day are also bashing men; the same dumbass men that rush to work like horses with blinders on for the companies that play these commercials for the women they provide for so they can spend money on products advertised.

So what we see here is a case where men are being exploited as the trained seals that they are so they can slave away and make the rich richer. What's more, they are incentivized by being touted as "real men" for being "protectors and providers"! Oooh yeah! Look at me, society! Look at me, wife! I'm a real man! I work hard! I protect! I provide! I take out the garbage! I fix things! I go to war for my country! I sacrifice... Like a real man! I'm selfless... Just the way women want me to be! Watch me balance this beachball on my nose! Now pat me on the head and give me a piece of fish! Watch me beg for sex like the desperate **** that I am!

And sadly, when it's all said and done, which is a nicer way of saying when these pathetic men outlive their usefulness to society and the women they are enslaved to, they die like the manipulated jackasses that they are, about 10 years before their wives ****! I forgot to mention that more than half of these men usually end up getting divorced and dragged through the gauntlet of family court, then left out to dry before they die from suicide, heart disease, stroke, or whatever other diseases men are prone to dying from.

To be fair, women are also being exploited by being deluded like the brain dead morons that they are! For instance, women are being condescended to and patronized by being fed a steady diet of male bashing in commercials to keep them saying "girl power", which will trigger them into consuming more material goods. They are also being deluded through the "you go girl" mantra so they can remain irrational, immature and insecure. This not only justifies their lack of compassion for men, but it peels away at their human decency. Corrupting women and multiplying their character flaws under the guise of liberation and empowerment means more consumerism by women at the expense of idiot men.

It should be known that men are the number one buyers of sex, and women are the number one buyers of bullshit. Incentivize a man with the promise of sex and a lifetime supply of ego strokes and "real man" accolades, and you've got yourself a male slave. Give women a false sense of divinity and fake self-esteem, massage their insecurities instead of teaching them how to get rid of them and delude them into believing bullshit about themselves, and you will make them open their purses. Corporations, mental health institutions, psychologists (psychobabbling hucksters) Hollywood, advertisers, politicians and pastors are having a field day milking these cash cows. Not to mention, many of these women look like cows! And this is especially true when they are sitting on their bovine asses delivering truckloads of truffle into the shipping department of their fat faces and grunting through their porcine snouts!

Slaving away as women's provider's might make them open their vaginas for a limited time, but brainwashing them will make them open their purses FOREVER! It's no coincidence that the openings of purses look like the open labias of vaginas! It's also no coincidence that there are so many frequent appearances by dating coaches and self-help gurus and empowerment and self-esteem hucksters pitching their books to the ever growing audience of confused, insecure, neurotic broads who fill their bookshelves with boatloads of regurgitated claptrap and shit loads of useless bullshit!

In conclusion, if the "evil white devil" or the "man" or the "patriarchy" or the "illuminati and the elites" can keep men as disposable utilities and keep women as retarded children, then Professor Cos too, can capitalize on them by trolling the everloving f**k out of these dumb fucks!

You mean to tell me, the elites are using mass media to try to manipulate us???? 
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!!  *o 
Are you a professor, or a second year psychology student just figuring out the world?  :lol:

I guess with your new revelation, you're one "Big d**k Pill" add away from obtaining your fortune  :like
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Re: Chael Sonnen takes Brendan Schaub to school

Postby 770 » Jul 26. 2018, 20:11

Professor Cos wrote:Why I Love Tranny Porn



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770 wrote:
Professor Cos wrote:Why I Love Tranny Porn



You've got mail :c

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Re: Chael Sonnen takes Brendan Schaub to school

Postby homegrown123 » Jul 27. 2018, 05:51

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Postby hippielove » Jul 27. 2018, 08:09

  :laugh  Priceless..  Haha  :mrgreen:
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Re: Chael Sonnen takes Brendan Schaub to school

Postby Poochie » Jul 27. 2018, 08:54

770 wrote:
Professor Cos wrote:Why I Love Tranny Porn



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Postby Robert223 » Jul 27. 2018, 09:17

Poochie wrote:
770 wrote:
Professor Cos wrote:Why I Love Tranny Porn



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Poochie wrote:
770 wrote:
Professor Cos wrote:Why I Love Tranny Porn



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Postby 770 » Aug 1. 2018, 09:25

I missed his banning, but did he post the link I sent him? Is that why he got banned?  :lol:

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Re: Chael Sonnen takes Brendan Schaub to school

Postby Poochie » Aug 1. 2018, 17:39

770 wrote:I missed his banning, but did he post the link I sent him? Is that why he got banned?  :lol:

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