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Bodybuilding Oddities (not work friendly)

Postby miktre » May 26. 2009, 17:00

Ray Moon well into his eighties
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Who needs viagra?
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"DON'T f**k WITH ME!!! I just ate a shitload of fiber for breakfast."
72 year old jim morris
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUvjXQHt6QQ
Worlds smallest bodybuilder
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Watch out Uriah Faber!!!!
That freaky kid
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Nasty Bitches
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This bitch needs to lay off the coppertone!!!


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PUT A SHIRT ON BITCH!!!



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The best looking bitch or worst looking dog to make the list?
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Best looking Bitch or worst looking Dog to make the list???


Things to watch for if your bitch is juicing:
As one man reported to BodyBuilding of his former 3-year relationship with a woman who used steroids, “After my girlfriend made her decision to juice it up, with me as an up-close personal witness to all of her transformations during this time, it changed my mind about women on the juice forever. I saw her go from a hot hard body to a bloated, mental mess.” says Josh.

“My girlfriends’ skin became course and dry; a lot of her hair fell out while it grew on her face, her chest, and down her butt; her voice dropped three octaves; her nose grew; her jaw widened; she got spaces between her teeth; she got acne all over her chest, across her shoulders, and down her back, and she stopped having her period.”

Rampant hair growth is an irreversible side-effect, sprouting up on the chin, chest, around the nipples, and the buttocks — particularly the lower inner glutes and around the anus.

“The first thing you’ll notice if you take up with a juiced **** is her heightened level of aggression. When a woman’s aggression is initiated by testosterone, the result can sometimes get ugly.”

In another irreversible side effect of clitoral enlargement from androgen use, he saw his girlfriend’s grow to be 2 inches long and as big around as his small finger. When a woman in this condition becomes aroused, her clitoris becomes erect and sticks out just like a man’s penis, complete with a little head and all.

While the condition isn’t harmful, many women get vaginal discharge, but it will cease once the drugs are stopped.

Another bothersome yet temporary condition for the juiced up woman is the increase of body odor. Josh recalls lying in bed nestled in each other’s arms after some particularly torrid sex that made him wonder if he was sharing the bed with an entire soccer team after a world championship.

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Olymipic winning East German team before the roids.
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Now look at one of them!!! That bitch grew a pimplely beak!
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And another!!!
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Nice hairline bitch

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How did this nasty bitch make the list?BTW heroin is great for weightloss and bodybuilding, you can't feel or eat a thing.
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Thats a man's man. Notice her penis??ERRRRR I mean enlarged clitoris.


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Now that the fat is gone, its time to fill that skin in with some protein drinks and some strong steroids.
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First time this guy saw his d**k in 18 years. Discusting! Wait a minute!!! IS that a d**k awwwwwwwwww its a ****!!!!
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He's the envy of every jujitsu black belt. He has a built-in Gi!!! Are titty twisters legal?
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Best looking dog in this post!!! I cut back on his scooby snacks.
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Postby WIDOW » May 26. 2009, 17:16

that little ripped dog is hilarious

the rest is just nasty and weird

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Postby checo » May 26. 2009, 18:12

WIDOW wrote:that little ripped dog is hilarious

the rest is just nasty and weird


The old dude seems fine to me i'll like to get 80 and be that strong XD

If he could find a why to get rid of the skin in his abs he would look awsome, maybe he would get lay on a bar

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Postby Blaxuan » May 26. 2009, 18:22

My favorite weightlifting pic:

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The story (from blu3s0da.blogspot.com/2008/01/weightter-ouch.html):

The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."
He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.
This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".
To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.
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Postby WIDOW » May 26. 2009, 18:23

jeezus chist that makes me queezy just looking at it

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Postby vstipic23 » May 26. 2009, 18:34

I'm sorry I looked at this thread. It's 00:30 and I'm going to sleep now... Realy needed that.

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Postby A-ROCC » May 26. 2009, 18:58

too much steroids for that one ****/man.

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Postby The Black Dragon » May 26. 2009, 20:09

Wow...

Just...

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Wow...

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Postby stayinlow » May 26. 2009, 20:20

I don't think this belongs in the training discussion section really.

This is one of those threads I wish I had bypassed. Dirty, dirty stuff :shock: :(
I PITY THE FOOL

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Postby miktre » May 26. 2009, 20:39

stayinlow wrote:I don't think this belongs in the training discussion section really.

This is one of those threads I wish I had bypassed. Dirty, dirty stuff :shock: :(

Sure it does, it shows what ones body can look like from training.
TRY NOT TO LOOK LIKE FREAKS PEOPLE!!!
Everything in moderation when you train please.
The pic of the guts and liver coming out the guy is slightly over the top though.
ERASE IT!!!
Now I have metamorphisized myself into: SUPER FUCKTARD!!!! You other fucktards don't even try, I will wipe my retarded @ss on your face and destroy you!!!

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Postby Virus » Jun 6. 2009, 17:20

thanks man really entertaining stuff f'sho, albeit a little bit gross but I love oddities.

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DUDE!

Postby escorpion_mex » Jun 8. 2009, 15:43

Oh my god this really disturbing

muffins

Postby muffins » Jun 10. 2009, 15:42

:shock:

Miktre, you have earned immunity from my douchebaggery. Keep up the good work. :lol:

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Postby mistavengeance » Jun 13. 2009, 09:39

haha did you really think Iggy Pop was a woman on steroids?
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