body fat

[kusok]

Very scientific.

Do you carry a gun because diet can't increase penis size, causing the 'mirror test' to be a difficult and upsetting ordeal?



In before you tell me pulled pork increases penis size.

Things that increase penis size:
1- Voting for Trump
2- Looking at girl's asses in the gym (raises test as well)
3- Pulled pork
4- surgery
5- genetics
Things that decrease penis size:
1- being afraid of guns (sign of sexual retardation, according to Freud) 
2- voting for Hillary (usually means impotence)
3- soy

[komando33386]

I tip my hat to that, that is genuinely a good comeback.


But you forgot:
6- shooting unarmed minority groups
7- your own sister
7.5- your mum (sexually healthy, according to Freud)
8- posing in the mirror

[kusok]

I tip my hat to that, that is genuinely a good comeback.


But you forgot:
6-    shooting unarmed minority groups
7-    your own sister
7.5- your mum (sexually healthy, according to Freud)
8-    posing in the mirror

This is understandable, but I would replace those above with the ideas that the left is likely to try instead:
6- shooting police officers
7- bowing down to trannies and gays agenda, letting them go into your daughters' lockeroom
7.5- letting Muslim rapefugees do your wife in front of you
8- Hitting yourself in from of a mirror to erase white guilt 
But come to think of it, the left doesn't want to increase penis size. The left wants to cut off it's penis and wear a burka. Because it's 2017. Progressive.