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Bullshito Martial Arts

Postby Lukn4trbl » Nov 15. 2017, 23:13

My new gig recently - watching fake martial artists train and teach.  
This episode takes the cake so far.  Watch out for the Eagle Claw hand!
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Postby Lukn4trbl » Nov 15. 2017, 23:32

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Re: Bullshito Martial Arts

Postby jojoclown777 » Nov 27. 2017, 01:24

Wait. Are you part of those videos!? Fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE those! hahahaha I watched like 7 the other day.

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Re: Bullshito Martial Arts

Postby Kizzo » Nov 27. 2017, 01:56

Gogh Kwon Do?
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Re: Bullshito Martial Arts

Postby xSamWaynex » Nov 27. 2017, 03:52

What I think is even worse than the fake marital arts teachers are the students who allow it to be propagated like that. I actually went to a demonstration once, having been involved with martial arts pretty much my entire life I have seen some of these yahoos up close a time or two haha. Anyway at this one demonstration the guy was using chi and pressure points to knock people out. I asked him to try it on me. When I didn't go down like all of the other people that were part of his "dojo" he told me that the reason why that happened is because of my unwillingness to align my chi with his. He then went on to tell the other people in the crowd that there were several ways to negate this other than not aligning your chi. There were certain ways you could hold your body, or certain thoughts in your mind that could negate the use of this. Turns out this guy was affiliated with George Dillman who has been thoroughly discredited many many times. What the guy was teaching was a variation on what Dillman taught him. Of course it was all bullshit.
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Re: Bullshito Martial Arts

Postby Kizzo » Nov 27. 2017, 15:21

xSamWaynex wrote:he told me that the reason why that happened is because of my unwillingness to align my chi with his.  

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Translation: “It happened because you didn’t play along.”
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Re: Bullshito Martial Arts

Postby UserNameCory » Nov 27. 2017, 19:07

Isn't Bullshito a branch of Twan wan do? It's what Joe Rogan studied when he was a competitor.

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Re: Bullshito Martial Arts

Postby Lukn4trbl » Jan 9. 2018, 23:11

Courtesy of Joe Rogan's page:

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Postby rique000 » Jan 10. 2018, 01:27

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Re: Bullshito Martial Arts

Postby ghostwheel » Jan 10. 2018, 01:50

Hahaha dude these are fucking hilarious! That Dalai Lama-looking guy making everyone jump around was the best. How does anyone fall for that shit?
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Re: Bullshito Martial Arts

Postby Lukn4trbl » Jan 18. 2018, 21:12

This guy be pickin' up!

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Re: Bullshito Martial Arts

Postby hippielove » Jan 19. 2018, 13:58

  Looks legitimate too me.  35t
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Re: Bullshito Martial Arts

Postby Lukn4trbl » Jan 25. 2018, 19:55

ghostwheel wrote:Hahaha dude these are fucking hilarious! That Dalai Lama-looking guy making everyone jump around was the best. How does anyone fall for that shit?

It's amazing how blatant these "super power" fakes come across, but some poor fish is going to fall for it.   
We could start a new thread on all the scams happening these days.  Scary stuff.
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Re: Bullshito Martial Arts

Postby Lukn4trbl » Feb 13. 2018, 20:41

Judging by her figure, she definitely works out.

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